Thursday, November 15, 2012

Nothing to do with dogs

Yesterday I met the Author of Diary of a wimpy kid, Jeff Kinney!  I got his new book, The Third Wheel signed with my friend Alex and My sister.  We had to wait in line to get it signed, but I was able to watch the diary of a wimpy kid movies while waiting.  After that I gave the cheese touch to Jeff and went back home.

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Re-elected!

Millie just got a text from Bo, Barack obama's dog.  Obama has 4 more years in office! Romney lost to Obama, but Romney has good sportsmanship and congratulated Obama instead of demanding a recount.  Hope you like the video Bo sent us!

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Running Away

Yesterday Millie took off out the back door when my sister opened it.  I started to chase her.  She ran two houses down, and played in their backyard.  Whenever I got as close as 4 feet away she'd start running again.  I finally got her when I pretended I'd give her a treat.  Abbie isn't trusted with the dog anymore

Monday, September 3, 2012

Sunday, August 12, 2012

FIRST movie


I went to this camp that taught me how to make movie. It's about my dog, but Millie couldn't remember her lines.  Scroll to the bottom to find the movie. Hope you like it!

Thursday, August 2, 2012

The cabin with Millie

We went to the cabin and the first thing Millie did was jump in a puddle of mud.  Then she had to sign in the cage for a few hours, because it was my grandparents 50th anniversary!  After that, Millie tried to catch up with the paddle boat after it started moving out towards the middle of the lake.  I tried to get Millie to jump in the water but she'd rather go of the side.  Did you know Millie's name means mildly strong?  I don't think my dad's surprised because he has said that Millie's a wimp.

Millie: I AM NOT A WIMP!
Dad: Uh, yeah, you sorta are.
Millie: There's a lot of things I need to avoid cause its bad luck in my  book of superstitions!
Me: Dogs can read?
Millie: GAH!

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

The cabin without Millie

Today we went to the cabin, but kept Millie at home.  We couldn't bring Millie up cause the lake flooded.  It would have tons of mud with millie rolling in it!  But Jessie and Biscuit were there!  Jessie is a dog who owners don't let her inside and keep her outside no matter what the weathers like.  Jessie is very old and won't live longer.  But luckily we got to take care of Jess!  She came inside for one of the first times and we fed her.

Also biscuit was there.  Since I have a blog post already for him I'll tell Biscuits top 3 things he hates most about the fourth of July

1. I HATE FIREWORKS!!!  HELLO PEOPLE!!  TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP OVER HERE!!
   WHAT? ARE YOU DEAF OR SOMETHING?

2.  I hate parties!  While their having a fun time I'm stuck in the car!  For 2 HOURS!!!

3.  I have to spend my time yelling about how much I hate the 4th!

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Back to the cabin

We went back to the cabin, and Millie did some amazing stuff.

1. Millie swam all the way to the end our dock. ( or at least the end our dock right now.  The real end was ripped of in a storm.)

2.  Constantly kept dropping her bone in the deep end.  (I had to get it and got swimmers itch.)

3.  Millie caught a live rabbit (Though it wasn't a live rabbit when we finally realized that.)

4.  Was the first dog to come on the boat of year 2012 while I was tubing.
       (And the first to jump up while the boat was moving.)

In 2 weeks we'll be back at the cabin.  Cross your fingers that millie will do something amazing!

Millie: I am ALWAYS amazing.  This blog will be running for quite some time.

Sunday, June 10, 2012

How this Blog nearly ended

Yesterday Millie scared me to death.  I was doing a Book sale at the end of the driveway when Millie got on the loose.  She started tearing around a headed towards the road.  She ran right into the road, with a car coming right at her.  She got out of the road just in time, but kept tearing around.  Luckily my sis got the dog back on the leash. Then I went back to the book sale.  It ended a soon after, Cause I was still in shock. That was a close one.   Millie got a scolding but we are all happy she's alive.  Phew!

Monday, June 4, 2012

Cisco


A week ago my mom told me my great aunt, Tre got a new dog!   It's name is Cisco. I think it is a Alaskan Klee Kai. It looks like a miniature husky.  Since it is a puppy it will be tired out quick, but if Millie sees it she will go nuts and never settle down.  I you look at the picture to the right, Tre's dog is the big one on the far right. 


Below is some info on this type of dog.  I have not seen Cisco yet but when I meet, I will tell You more About the dog. Hasta la vista!








Alaskan Klee Kai are highly curious, quick, very agile and active. Very alert dogs, they are extremely loyal, making them a good watch dog despite their smaller size. 


Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Millie goes to the cabin

On Friday, after I won 75 bucks for the read-a-thon (long story) I went up to our cabin.  Millie was in heaven. Here are things she did there.
1. She loved swimming in the lake, but isn't ready to go out to deep yet.

2. After swimming she and I slept.  When I woke up I said Hi to Jessie, a dog who isn't gonna live much longer.  She is very nice and loves belly rubs.  She comes over to our cabin a lot, because she gets attention and love.  I played with Jess for awhile.

3. Millie discovered the kayak.  She was pretty freaked out by it.  Especially when my aunt fell out of it.

4. Millie also liked hanging out with biscuit.  But while Millie was chasing Biscuit she rammed right into my cousin who went head over heals and hurt his back.  Millie got a scolding.

5. Millie ran 2 miles with me on sunday.  She was pooped out at the end.  So when we finished we both went into the water.  I ran off the end of the dock and she went off the side.  Millie forgot to get one of her toys, so I had to get it.

6. For Memorial day we planted a tree for Tira and Nancy.   We all said things we remembered about them and then I touched the top of the mini tree so that when it grew big I would know I touched the top.

When we left it was hailing.  Millie can't wait to go back.

Monday, May 21, 2012

Milo, The Golden From Canada

Yesterday I went to my dads friends house to see their new Golden Retriever puppy.  They were upset we didn't bring Millie, but Millie is a bit to hyper to play with a small puppy like that.  My dads friend has had the dog for only 2 weeks and it already knows how to sit!  Millie didn't know her name till the first week ended.Milo likes to rip my sisters hair out, nibble on fingers, and head but like a goat.  It was fun seeing the puppy.  And when its older Millie can play with Milo too!



Sunday, May 20, 2012

Millie Wrecks the T.V. Remote

Millie has decided now, if T.V. is worth watching.  I was upstairs getting ready for bed when I went down stairs looking for a book.  I didn't find the book, but I did find Millie chewing on the remote.   I took the remote back and tested it.  It no longer worked!  The next day I asked Millie why she did it.  She had two reasons: 


Reason number 1: You didn't have any shoes out where I could get them so what else could I have destroyed?  The T.V remote was right there!


Reason number 2: You never put on dog shows any more.  Dogs shows are the only good stuff on the T.V. so you don't need to watch anything if dog shows aren't on!

Saturday, April 28, 2012

Millie breaks glass

2 days ago my sister was watching the dog while I was upstairs.  Suddenly there was a scream.  I came down to find Millie had smashed a glass AND run off with a piece of it in her mouth.  It took 5 minutes to get Millie to let go of the piece she had in her mouth and after we got it out she ran to the den and chewed on our remote so much it nearly broke.  It was not a good day for Millie.

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Bad habits are slowly fading

Millie isn't getting in to trouble to much any more.  She gets in trouble about once a day and thats it.  Not forty.  We all are glad Millie doesn't rip up crocs any more.  So if you come over leave your shoes on the floor!  Now I got a question for you.
How did Millie learn discipline?
A.  From Asher
B.  From Asher
C.  From Asher
D.  All of the above
If you guessed B you are correct!  Here's another question.
Which of the following is an opinion?
A.  Millie rocks
B.  Asher rocks
C.  Tira Rocks
D.  Cats rock

If you guessed D you are correct!  Thanks for reading.

Sunday, April 8, 2012

Weight

We found that while we've  been gone Millie has gained weight.  We now will feed her less then usual.  How do I not think Millie has gained a lot of weight?  Take a look at these pictures.

Saturday, April 7, 2012

Florida dog

Katcha, a dog we met.
Hi!   I just got back from Florida.  I now know that dogs behave differently in Florida.  I think because of the high temperature the dogs there like to have their whole body outside of the car, not just their head like Millie.  Millie says that's just because their not lazy when in a car.  I don't think risking your life to cool down is considered 'lazy' but Millie won't listen.  But where're happy to be together again!

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Saying Good Bye

We are leaving tomorrow to Disney World and we had to drop Millie off at my great aunts house.  It was a long process.  We even had to call pet control.  Just kidding.  Millie simply licked are face and looked towards the food on the low table.  Millie isn't very good at kind good byes, and I can't wait to see her again.  Maybe when she gets back we can teach her how to do a proper good bye.

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Breaking the News To Millie

We still have not told Millie that she won't be coming to Florida with us.  Now I will break the news to her.
Asher: Millie, um, well-
Millie: What?!
Asher: Um, well you know that we are going to Florida and, um, I was going to tell you, well... your not coming with us.
Millie:  WHAT?!  YOUR NOT BRINGING ME?!  WELL WE"LL SEE ABOUT THAT MR. SMARTY PANTS!  WOW!  I GUESS WHATS TO EXPECT FROM YOU NIMRODS!
Asher: Mom!  Get the video camera!  Quick!
Millie: THINK YOUR GONNA CATCH ME ON TAPE, HUH?  TO BAD!   CRASH! BANG! SPLOT!  BOOM! BOOM! BOOM BOOM!  SPLINTER!
Asher: Asher has nothing to say.
Millie: Millie has nothing to say.
Mom:  Oh my...

Saturday, March 17, 2012

The Friendly Dog Finals

 Asher: Welcome back to the talent show!  Millie and Biscuit will compete against each other.  We will ask Millie a question first.  Millie, you are at the dog park and see the very very very muddy lake. what do you do?
Millie:  I'll take off towards the lake, but I won't get in it.  My owners bribe me with treats to come back.  So of course I go get the treat.
Asher:  Incorrect! You should stay by their side, not make them waste treats!
Millie:  But if I'm good all the time they will never even use the treats!  What a waste of that green paper!
Asher: Millie, just because you got one wrong doesn't mean-
Millie: Doesn't mean I can't win?  Nobody told me the questions had nothing to do with saving green paper!  This stinks!  I declare to have easier questions!
Asher: Okay... while Millie is settling down I'll ask Biscuit a question.  Biscuit, you-
Biscuit: Um... are these questions going to be hard?  Because there is a certain level where I just burst.  So there isn't going to be any about wasting green paper right?  And none about treats? And none about dog parks? And-
Are these questions going to be hard?
Asher: Ah! forget it!  You can start your own show!

Friday, March 16, 2012

Super Dogs ( Continued )

Come back and watch the two compete!
We have found a owner who claims that their dog is the friendliest.  The dogs name is Biscuit.  We shall put Biscuit to the test.  "Okay Biscuit.  Your owner forgets to fill your food dish.  What do you do? "  Biscuit:  "Say, that already happens.  If I get the answer wrong will I have to stop doing what I do already to become the friendliest dog?"  " Yes Biscuit.  You will."  Biscuit:  Okay I'll go with...  sneak into the neighbors yard and see if they are having a steak dinner."  "  Is that what you do already?"  Biscuit:  "Yes, but they never are having a steak dinner.  They are vegetarians."  " Okay...  you got that one correct.  Here's the next question: a guest comes over. What do you do?"  Biscuit: " I'll check their pants for dog treats.  If they have none I'll steal the napkins off their laps while their having dinner."  " You got that one wrong.  But its enough to go to compete against Millie.  Congrats!"  Biscuit:  Whats the prize if I win?  " Free publicity on Asher's Blog."  Biscuit:  "Doesn't Millie already have that? " " She gets a squeaky toy.  Come back soon!"

Thursday, March 15, 2012

Super Dogs

Welcome to Millie's talent show!  We will be telling you about the best of the best, starting with the Greyhound.  Greyhound is the fastest dog breed in the world over short distances.  According to Guinness World Records, the highest speed at which any greyhound has been timed is 41.8 mph (67.3km/h) in Wyong, Australia  1994!  Next is the Basset Hound.  The Basset Hound you probably won't see out racing Greyhounds.  This dog is one of the slowest breeds in the world!  Next up is the most strongest dog.  Dogo Argentino is a powerful dog. In some countries it is illegal to keep this breed  This breed is often used as a rescue, police, military or hunting dog.   One of the most smartest dogs is the Labrador Retriever.  The Labrador Retriever, which is a popular family dog due to its friendly nature. These dogs make very good companions due to their loyalty and affectionate natures, and have been used for hunting and retrieving.
Next is the friendliest dog.
   The winner for that is none other than the Golden Retriever.

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Popcorn

Yesterday my dad had some popcorn so I gave Millie some.  If you threw a kernel in the air Millie could catch it in midair.  In fact to day, Millie caught 7 in a row!  I wonder if she could catch more.  I do know that if you tease Millie will jump on you.  At least I didn't figure it out that way.   Millie loves popcorn.  If you have a dog, does it like popcorn?  Thank you for reading!
" Give me just one kernel and I'll be good.  Just one! "

Monday, March 12, 2012

Millie's Weekend

This weekend Millie didn't start off feeling to well.  At the start she barfed.  She was real mellow the rest of the day.  Then on saturday I opened the window with no screens and Millie nearly jumped out the window, but I held her back. She sniffed the air, barked at squirrels and attempted to jump out the window.  She had lots of fun.  On sunday I went for a walk with my aunt,  Nai Nai ( they came back from Niger!) my mom and Millie and Biscuit.  Millie at first went crazing and attacked Biscuit, but for the walk she and Biscuit we're behaving really well.  At the end of the walk Millie was panting really bad.  She panted for 15 minutes and then went to sleep.  Good night Millie!

Saturday, March 10, 2012

My new blog

I've decided I have more to tell you people about then just my dog.  I made a new blog.  Don't worry... I will still post as much as I can on this blog, but if you want to see my new one, click here and you can see it.  - Asher + Millie
P.S.  My sister just made a blog and if you want to see it click HERE

Millie Art


Yesterday I panted a picture of Millie standing in our back yard.  Millie likes it.  Do you?  Post a comment.  P.S.  My Nia Nia and Ye Ye come home from Niger tonight.  If you would like to know what it was like there click on their names and it will show you their blog!   Thank you for reading!

Thursday, March 8, 2012

"Dog Sled"

Today I took Millie outside and all the grass I found out was ice.  I found out the hard way.  I put Millie's leash on.  Millie pulled across the driveway and then on the grass and when she was on the grass I slipped and fell on my back and the breath was knocked out of me.  I lay on the ground regaining from the fall still holding Millie's leash.  While I was lying on the ground Millie started pulling me across the ice.  I stood back up and took Millie back inside.  I was pretty upset with Millie but when she looked at me with those eyes I just couldn't get mad.  Thus Millie.

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Puppy Update

Telling everything going on right now might be long and you might get bored.  So here is a video for you to get the idea. If you have any questions ask.  This video was originally made for my Nia Nia and Ye Ye ( grandma and grandpa) because they have been in Niger, Africa for 6 months.  That's why it says " We miss you" at the end. They come back on Saturday this week and I am very excited.  I think my blog may have helped them get a idea of what is going on.  Well enjoy the video!

Sunday, March 4, 2012

One Is Not Enough

The Ring Master
Millie has a lot of toys and sometimes likes to put more than one in her mouth.  Once she had 2 rings in her mouth while playing soccer with a tennis ball.   We call her the ring master.  Another time my sister made a game where instead of throwing one tennis ball for Millie we threw four.  Millie would come back with three in her mouth.





Saturday, March 3, 2012

Millie's Way Of Doing Things

Today I woke up to take  Millie outside to go potty, and it took a long time to get her to go down the stairs because every few steps she would lie down to get her tummy scratched.  I put her leash on she went outside and since there were no sticks and they were under the snow, she simply pulled a piece of bark off one of our trees.  Then when she went back inside she ran off with the leash still attached to her collar.  I guess thats just her way of doing stuff.

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Snow Day

Yesterday,  it snowed so much we went to school 2 hours late!  I had extra time to play with Millie, but most of the time she was staring out the window looking at the new snow.  She's looking at the snow even when I posted this.  We also did art projects with our extra time, but Millie kept jumping up trying to eat my sister's. Millie nearly got mine when I was showing my mom, but I yanked it away just in time.  I also tested out the snowballs which was pretty fun, but Millie had nothing to do with it and my sister didn't wan't me to test the snowballs on a person.

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

What do you like most?

Millie wants to know what you like most about our blog.  She is driving me nuts trying to make me post this post.  So here it is.  I also tried to see what your favorite dog was but Millie didn't feel so good about it for some reason.  Any ways, tell us what you like most about our blog.  Millie won't be offended if you didn't say that she was the best in the blog.

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Snowball, Gary Paulsen's first dog

In book club we are reading Hatchet by Gary Paulson and so I checked out a book My Life In Dog Years.  His first dog was named Snowball and saved his life.  Gary was walking with Snowball barefoot when he saw a ribbon on the ground.  At least he thought it was.  Gary bent down to pick it up when it moved.  It was a snake and a venomous one.  The snake was in striking position and was about to strike when out of nowhere Snowball jumped out and grabbed the snake with it's mouth and shook it then dropped it on the ground, then continued walking.  Gary was so shocked he just stood there.  Snowball looked back at him and regaining control he followed.  Two and a half years later Snowball passed away.  Gary Paulson misses her so much he felt as if she died yesterday.  There are some people who don't have dogs around to be with them and Gary Paulson was lucky to get Snowball.

Monday, February 27, 2012

BINGO!!!!

Yesterday, we found a cheaper place to get Millie's nails cut.  Biscuit goes there to get his nails cut and it only costs $5 to get their nails cut.  And the person running the store is in high school.  I'm just happy we aren't setting fire to 20 bucks.  That would be really unfortunate.  Finally, a reasonable amount to pay to get a dogs nails cut.

Saturday, February 25, 2012

A Failed Attempt

Today we decided to cut Millie's nails because we would have to pay $20 to get them trimmed by a pro.  First me and my mom got on to the computer and looked on youtube on how to trim dog nails.  We learned not to cut too far or else it could cut a blood vessel.  After watching the video we tried to trim Millie's nail's.  It took us a long time just to do one and we had to cut 20 of them.  I was calming the dog down Millie while mom trimmed.  We eventually gave up because Millie kept getting distracted by my sisters prizes from the snofest we had the day before.  So we just put $20 dollars in flames because Millie was distracted by $2 items.

Friday, February 24, 2012

Owwwwww... Millie, it's time to get your nails cut

Today I was practicing Hot Cross Buns on my recorder when Millie jumped up on me. Without her long nails this would've been fine. But she has long nails, and I got scratched pretty badly. And whenever we come home Millie jumps on us. You guys who have cats, I'm finally feeling what it's like to get scratched by one. Until Millie get's her nails cut I should scratch at my skin so when I come home I'm prepared. Who knows what would happen if I'm not. "OOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!! Millie it's really time to get your nails cut!"

Thursday, February 23, 2012

I see the future... and it's not good

In March I and my family are going to Florida for spring break. And Millie can't come so she has to go over to my great aunt's house. And Millie still loves to chew on things, especially when she get's away with it. And my great aunt's tables are low where Millie could get stuff, a bird feeder in the back yard, and one floor that Millie would have to pull stuff on the ground to chew on where the other floors things to chew on would right on the floor. I hope Millie doesn't cause as much trouble as I think. But 2 years ago when we went to Florida we had to leave Tira at their house and at night my great aunt tripped over Tira and she broke a bone. So let's hope Millie doesn't sleep right in front of the bed and sleep in her kennel instead. I see the future... and it's better than what happened when Tira stayed at my great aunt's house.

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

My cousins dog came over last 2 years and Tira was still alive back then and we made a movie while Biscuit was here. Poor Tira. She's the villain in this movie.   Tell me if you liked this video.

Sunday, February 19, 2012

The Dog Park

Millie sometimes makes other puppy friends at the dog park... and sometimes gets trampled by a Mastiff. The only time millie has really been hurt was when she had a head on collision with another Golden Retriever. Millie most likes to hang out with the other puppies or another dog her size. Most of the times I've been to the dog park, Millie liked to have last minute wrestles with a German Shepard named Luna. We had to teach Millie the come command before we went to the dog park because theres a lake that Millie really want's to go in. And it's really muddy. And shallow so Millie could probably go to the other side, where we would not get her. But I don't think Millie would do that...

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Dog Jokes

Here are some dog jokes. 1.I bought a dog the other day. I named him Stay. It's fun to call him. "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He's an East German Shepherd. Millie Likes this one because it makes fun of another breed. 2.I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he's not sure what I threw him. Millie doesn't like this one because she's a Retriever. 3.I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. 4.What does a dog do on his day off? He can't lie around - that's his job. Millie doesn't like this one because she LIKES to lie around.
5.A Chihuahua. They're good. If you lose one, just empty out your purse. 6.My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!" 

The other replies, "Moo!" 

The dog is perplexed. "Moo? Why did you say 'Moo'?" 

The other dog says, "I'm trying to learn a foreign language."

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Tira, Millie's Ancestor

Tira was a very good dog. She was a Golden Retriever/ Irish Setter mix. She was the runt of her family, same with Millie, and was VERY hyper. She also was very fast. She would fetch any ball you throw for her, even if it went into a river with strong currents. Her favorite place to be was our cabin in Aitkin, Minnesota. There was a lake that she tried to catch fish in. She never did. I feel bad for the neighbors dog though because when it tried to fish the fish were all under her. The neighbors dog's name is jessie. Tira died last summer. There was a tumor in her stomach, starving her. We didn't wan't her to die in pain so we put her to sleep. Her last day at the cabin was on the 4th of July. I hope she enjoyed her last day there. In Tira's early years she jumped off a cliff and broke 2 ribs Please learn from her mistakes. Do not jump off cliffs. But actually I'm going to do that, because I'm curious. Be back soon.

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Sunday, February 12, 2012

Biscuit, Millie's cousin


Millie has a cousin named Biscuit that some times spends spring break with us. Our old dog Tira thought Biscuit was quite annoying and hyper. But Millie is just about as hyper as Biscuit. So they play a lot. They fight over toys, make videos with us, etc. The only thing that Biscuit did wrong is teach Millie how to chew toys with great success in ripping them completely apart. Biscuit came from the Human Society and his name he had there was Batter. Dogs that come from the Humane Society are rescue dogs and I think he might have been rescued from a lake or some place wet because he's afraid of water. Biscuit is a very fast dog and it would probably hurt you and him if ran into you. At least no body has broken bones. Tira was as hyper as biscuit maybe even more hyper, and crashed into my Nai Nai and she broke one of her bones. I hope that Biscuit won't do anything like that. Millie isn't as fast as any of the two but she runs around the house when visitors come.  Biscuit always is so happy to greet me when I see him! Good dog Biscuit!

Friday, February 10, 2012

Millie's BIG no-no's

Millie chews on everything she can get her paws on. But sometimes she's took things that are really valuable like the camera she once stole. She also stole one of my toys I had since I was small and made a tiny hole in the back of it. Not quite as valuable as the camera but it's important to me! Let's see she also tried to chew on my wand, but when we saw she couldn't do any real damage we named Millie, Milliemort after the villain Voldemort in the Harry Potter series. I think thats all,wait. Millie just stole the mouse to the computer. Gotta go retrieve it. Millie: Hi! I'm Millie! I snuck in here while Asher went to retrieve the mouse. Don't listen to any of this junk he tells you!

Thursday, February 9, 2012

Millie's Nightmares

If you take a card board box by Millie, it would scare her out of her skin. And if you do it enough she might attack. ( she still has puppy teeth.) Same thing with fireworks. If you have a dog that is scared of things like loud noises you might want to get a dog vest that keeps the dog calm. Any ways the cardboard box does have its uses. We don't let Millie upstairs and it's easy for her to just walk up there so we put a cardboard cut out by the stairs and Millie will stay far away from the stairs. We also don't wan't Millie going down in the basement but we don't need to put up any cardboard stuff, because she also scared of the basement! Oh wait, Millie wants to say something. Millie: I'm also afraid of Asher humiliating me on the internet.

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Golden Retriever Fun Facts

Here are some fun Facts by Millie. 1. The golden Retriever is the 4th most popular dog in the U.S.A. 2. They enjoy pleasing their masters. 3. The average weight for a full grown Golden is 50 through 75 pounds. 4. The average dog lives to 12 years of age. ( my cousins dog lived to 15 years of age.) 5. They have a natural love of humans. 6. They grow to nearly 2 feet in hight. 7. Golden Retrievers have been known to take care of kittens! 8. Each human year is 7 in dog years. 9. Millie is the best dog ever. (millie wrote that)

Millie's bad habits

Before I posted this I had to retrieve a glove from Millie's mouth. If I said millie was a perfect dog that is untrue. She's a good dog but has bad habits of chewing on things she shouldn't. If you come to my house you would need to put your boots on the bench so Millie can't get them. She is sorta like a baby. She wants to put everything in her mouth. Sorry- I gotta go. Millie just stole my sweater.

Millie And The PUPPY Bowl

On Super bowl Sunday, 3 hours before the Super Bowl was on, my dad turned on the puppy bowl for Millie to watch. She instantly dropped the toy she was chewing on and gave her full attention to the T.V. For at least 1.5 hours she sat staring at the T.V. screen. Eventually after the second period she lost interest. NOTICE: She will also watch the movie Up if you were kind enough to turn it on for her.

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Millie's Talents

Millie has been taught many useful "tricks". She knows how to shake your hand and will drop when she has your toy. ( It might already be to late)She will sit and lay. And of course she will come. Now she only knows these tricks because of her very awesome owners (me.). Here are 6 tricks for a dog to master 1. The sit command 2. Waiting 3.The down command 4. Drop command 5. The come command 6. Walk by your side

WELCOME!

Hola! Hello! My name is Asher and this blog will have little to do with me. This blog will be about my dog Millie. And since it's about her let's interview her! Asher: So, Millie, what is your favorite thing to do around the house? Millie: Probably chewing the the straps off your crocs and getting away with it. Asher: When we bought you, you had at least 6 other brothers and 3 sisters. Do you miss them ? Millie: It gives me heartburn just thinking about them. Asher: what is your favorite kind of animal? Millie: A wounded bird... easy to catch, and fun to see your mom's look on her face. Asher: Well thank you Millie for your time! Millie: thank you can I have a treat now?